Alien Attack
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As you know, we psychics are passive, none-aggressive, goody two shoes people. Using our talents all we want out of life is to help our fellow man like yourself, to attain a better and happier life. One of our laws though, says that we cannot abuse ( verbal or otherwise ), attack , maim, or harm humans or any living creatures, no matter what the provocation. However, for generations we have been provoked and verbally attacked by the dreaded ZEALOTS. Always we have attempted to defend ourselves with reasoned argument, or simply and quietly ignored them. After all we believe in live and let live. However those despicable Zealots, have decided to send a fleet of space battleships to eradicate us once and for all. Because of our laws we are unable to fight back. However YOU CAN ,on our behalf. You are to Captain our one and only space cruiser, the USS WEARESONICE, which is equipped with the latest Photon Zappers. Don't worry about getting killed, maimed or getting hurt in any way, 'cos don't forget you are doing it in a good cause......to keep us goody two shoes psychics alive ! By pressing the communicator button you will be taken to the bridge of our ship the USS.WEARESONICE. Commence battle by clicking the mouse or pressing 's'. As the Zealots attack you, you can zap them by moving the mouse over them and pressing the left click button. Be warned though, they are sneaky and quick , so you'll have to be ! Remember, once they have destroyed all your shields, you've had your lot. Fear not though 'cos we'll still be able to communicate with you......after all many of us are mediums and are able to talk to the spirit world ! Just one more thing...we have a special BONUS for you. Because you are about to get beaten unmercifully and have horrible and despicable things done to you, we have decided from the comfort and safety of our bomb proof shelters, that we will eat a special cream cake in your honour....nice of us I reckon. Well, what are waiting for....Go and get pummelled ! |
Beam me to the
bridge
of the
USS.Wearsonice